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Name: Kalim
Birthday: 6/9/1985
Gender: Male


Interests: i like playing Michelle, my guitar. I have 10 fingers and I can count like a badass. I happen to live in a giant bucket and I enjoy using katanas and listening to many musics and i have a notorious habit of breathing.
Expertise: breathing, counting, playing Michelles, being silly, being straight-edge, flipping out. My occupation is hidden because I am a ninja.
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Other


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Member Since: 10/17/2004

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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

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NINJAS: PREPARE YOUR SWORDS. THE TIME OF VENGEANCE DRAWS NEAR.
~Fuukyou Tsujigiri


PIRATES FUCKING SUCK!
NINJAS FUCKING RULE!!!
SO NOW ITS TIME TO PUMP IT UP
CUZ NINJAS ARE ABOUT TO SCHOOL

.....

you.


Tuesday, August 30, 2005

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Sunday, August 21, 2005

GOlive817: sup dude
Ajent 13
: nm
Ajent 13: programmin
GOlive817: tight
GOlive817
: my schedule is the nigger monster.
GOlive817
: the MONSTER.
Ajent 13
: wtf dyou mean?
GOlive817: MONSTER
Ajent 13
: hard?
GOlive817: yes
GOlive817
: LOLOLOL
GOlive817
: i'm a crazy motherfucker, kalim
GOlive817
: a CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER.
Ajent 13
: hahahahhaa whoaaa there buddy!
Ajent 13: you ok?
GOlive817: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GOlive817
: ROFLROFLROFL
Ajent 13
: oh dear!
Ajent 13: maybe you should see the campus doctor.
GOlive817: i am the campus doctor
GOlive817
: lol
GOlive817
: doctor of monsters.
GOlive817
: Dr. Monster, MD
GOlive817
: DM, MD
Ajent 13
: aahhahaha
GOlive817: DM + MD = DEATHMATCH IN MARYLAND
Ajent 13
: omg omfg omg
GOlive817: DM+MD= WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ajent 13
: HAHAAHAHA You are inSANE!
GOlive817: i know!
GOlive817
: i'm taking calculus III
GOlive817
: LOLOLOL
GOlive817
: 20 hours this semester
GOlive817
: LOLOLOLOLOL!
Ajent 13
: WHAAAAAAT
GOlive817: and a 3000 level philosophy class
Ajent 13
: holy FUCK-NIGGERS!!!
GOlive817: ROFLROFLROFL
GOlive817
: and spanish 3 and 4 at once
Ajent 13
: dude!
GOlive817: and piano lessons!
Ajent 13
: drop some stuff!
Ajent 13: hurry!
GOlive817: NEVER
Ajent 13
: you can't die dude
GOlive817: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ajent 13
: i will miss you!
GOlive817: no death for me
GOlive817
: straight As
GOlive817
: !!!!!!!!!!
GOlive817
: calling it now
Ajent 13
: no!
Ajent 13: you will kill yourself
GOlive817: hello, deathmatch?
GOlive817
: this is maryland
Ajent 13
: you won't even like being alive
GOlive817: are you a monster?
GOlive817
: yes!
GOlive817
: I am!
GOlive817
: thank you for calling
Ajent 13
: hahahaha
GOlive817: would you like a cheese?
Ajent 13
: oh my god dude
GOlive817: or perhaps a balloon?
Ajent 13
: you have fucking LOST IT!!!!!
Ajent 13: haahhahaha!
Ajent 13: efwah1
Ajent 13: A CHEESE PLEASE!
GOlive817: CHEESE PLEEZE
GOlive817
: CHUCKY GOT FUCKIED
GOlive817
: THX CHK.COM
GOlive817
: bite on a black hole and suck out the vanilla coffee!
GOlive817
:
GOlive817: !
GOlive817
: living in the cheese!
GOlive817
: bring yuour friend!
GOlive817
: take the a-train to the town where munchkins sew their buttons onto a sock
GOlive817
: and then button the socks to the moon!
GOlive817
: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Ajent 13
: i am soooo saving this
Ajent 13: you have officially reached SILLYFINITY
GOlive817: no
GOlive817
: don't save all of it
GOlive817
: save all except the beginning
GOlive817
: start with "the MONSTER"
Ajent 13
: the point at which no sillyness has grown to such an enormously monster level that no sillyness can escape!
Ajent 13: bite on a black hole and suck out the vanilla coffee!!?!
GOlive817: you know what else?
Ajent 13
: wtf!?!! YES!
GOlive817: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
GOlive817
: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ajent 13
: hahaA!
Ajent 13: munchkins!
GOlive817: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!??!!?!?!
Ajent 13
: i am actually laughing in my house
GOlive817: a strained noodle can kick a lightsaber in the genitals!
Ajent 13
: HA!
Ajent 13: FOFIEJAW
Ajent 13: MORE!
GOlive817: NO!
GOlive817
: I CAN'T
GOlive817
: I CAN'T DO IT...
Ajent 13
: if a kangaroo wore panties they would be kanties
GOlive817: I CANT D........ livingwithpenguinsmakesthemayorsay"potato!"
Ajent 13
: AH!
GOlive817: I CANT CONTROL IT!
Ajent 13
: HAHA!
GOlive817: DNJKSNKJDNSKJNDJKHBSHBDJS
GOlive817
: BDS DM SNDBHSBDBSFBSJHBFBSHFBSF
Ajent 13
: oijfwaei
Ajent 13: nkj mxcr
Ajent 13: MXC TO PRINT
Ajent 13: ANUS RENT-A-CAR!
GOlive817: did you know that when you add a pimple to your car you get a big fat wallet?!
GOlive817
: A WALLET!
GOlive817
: take some waffle and add a giraffe
GOlive817
: GIRAFFLE
GOlive817
: you can buy them at office depot
GOlive817
: but if you do a dance then they punch you in the face
GOlive817
: so BE CARFWUL LOLOLOL
GOlive817
: buy your books from people who know how to make cyanide out of powdered bricks and american cheese!
GOlive817
: cheese cheese cheese!
Ajent 13
: OAHAHAHHA!
GOlive817: live in a world where molly is the prince!
Ajent 13
: efg@
Ajent 13: sdiooi%(
GOlive817: but never say the word "popsicle"
Ajent 13
: i can't even take it!
GOlive817: or she'll poke your eye out with a snocone
GOlive817
: SNOcone
Ajent 13
: jahahaa
GOlive817: snoCONE
Ajent 13
: HAHA!
GOlive817: tire-flavored
GOlive817
: mm tasty
GOlive817
: you know what orange snow is made from?
GOlive817
: ZEBRA SNOT
GOlive817
: and condoms!
GOlive817
: know what else?
GOlive817
: cell phones come from magicuniverse! say the porno password to get in
GOlive817
: and then you can wax your balls with a rainbow!
GOlive817
: tee hee!
Ajent 13
: i fell off my chair!
Ajent 13: HA@! BALLSRRAINBOZ
GOlive817: RAINBLOW
GOlive817
: TRAINGO
GOlive817
: stop please
GOlive817
: this is my stop
GOlive817
: STOP I SAID
GOlive817
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo
GOlive817
: i missed it
GOlive817
: now i have to get off in aunt jemima's house
Ajent 13
: whoaaoaaahahao! whaT?!
GOlive817: she'll make me eat a pancake and then floss with a muskrat intestine!
Ajent 13
: omfg!
GOlive817: turn into a boulder and roll to your imagination!
Ajent 13
: you are the silliest MONSTER!
Ajent 13: KAT-SANDWICH!
GOlive817: MONSTER!
GOlive817
: MONSTERLAND IS WHERE YOU CAN BUY A NICKEL FOR FOUR CENTS
GOlive817
: but only if you wink and rub knees with the hobo on the corner of blue and tinkle street
Ajent 13
: HAHAHAA!
GOlive817: sometimes, i take an umbrella on the elevator and press the fire button
GOlive817
: and then the fireman comes
GOlive817
: and i say "LEAVE ME ALONE ITS RAINING YOU TURDBURGLAR"
Ajent 13
: TURDBURGLAR!
GOlive817: i had to pull that out of the bag of sillie trixxxxxxxxx
Ajent 13
: then i stole his face with a lawnmower
GOlive817: they called me the blue lagoon bandit
GOlive817
: i gotta go take a showe
GOlive817
: r
GOlive817
: this was fun
GOlive817
: i feel better
GOlive817
:
GOlive817: talk to you soon
Ajent 13
: oh man
Ajent 13: you are the SILLYEST MONSTER ALIVE!
Ajent 13: stay cool dude
GOlive817: don't let anyone threaten my crown
Ajent 13
: never possible
Ajent 13: you own
GOlive817: no one can challenge my sillyness when i take it seriously.
GOlive817
: which is possible
GOlive817
: more possible than a peanut butter and philosophy sandwich!
Ajent 13
: hahaha!

Auto response from GOlive817: peanut butter and confucius = DELICIOUS

Ajent 13
: you are tight


Friday, August 12, 2005

I just found this posted on the Stompcrotch xanga. This just further proves me right about how xanga is all a bunch of worthless bullshit. Everyone should just quit after reading this.

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your muslim and thats just dumb. and your name is kaleem and your dating robyn and she is a slut. but i guess dating sluts and puting gihad on people is all a part of being muslim and a fag.

p.s.,

hey robyn how is your fucked up family effecting you?  nevermind that i can see your a total fucked up confused little ignorant girl.  and your dating kaleem. thats funney but dumb.

Posted 7/20/2005 at 11:22 AM by Pistol_Monk - delete - block user

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Dear Pat,

I won't be satisfied until everyone who has read this either HATES you or FEELS SORRY for you.

First off, you are calling me "dumb" but apparantly can't muster the 3rd grade grammatical skill required to distinguish between "your" (possessive adjective) and "you're" (contraction for you are). In this case, "you're" would have been appropriate, Junior, because you are trying to tell me that I AM just dumb because I'm A Muslim (I AM A Muslim, I FOLLOW Islam, for the ignorant). You also spelled Jihad wrong, not to mention the fact that you don't have the class to be cultured enough to understand the meaning of the word Jihad, you pretentious fuck. I guess the word fag is the closest you can come to insulting me since you don't actually know anything about me at all and couldn't think of anything original to say, not that I could've expected you after reading that first sentence fragment on Stompcrotch (my main man). Don't you wish I was gay though? I'm sure I could find a homophobic peice of shit like yourself sniffing my odorous boxers with desire. Too bad I've got more love from the most attractive female you've ever laid eyes on than I know what to do with. So I guess in that sense you're a bit daft too, seeing as how you think dating a lady, someone who would never consider you as worth pissing on, is "a part of being muslim and a fag." Your insults don't flatter your intelligence.

By the way my name is spelled Kalim.

There are few people I know that would have crossed the line you did with talking about people's personal problems which you don't understand, and then hoping your shot in the dark hurt Robyn's feelings. Get this in your fucking thick skull: Robyn has more backbone than you or anyone related to you will ever have, and nothing you say will ever hurt her in the slightest. She also fits the definition of ignorant of course y'know because she says things like "your muslim and thats just dumb." LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPELL JIHAD BEFORE YOU CALL SOMEONE ELSE IGNORANT, YOU POOR, POOR FILTH. I'm sure you of course don't realize what "fucked up" really is when YOU are the one crossing the morality line trying to involve some VAGUE reference to family problems. Lets face the truth, YOUR parents are divorced too! But the REAL fucked up family here is obviously yours for not having raised you with any kind of decency. I hope you're real proud of yourself for being lousy enough to try something like that, you unfortunately-still-living excuse for a human being. Robyn is obviously far from being a slut considering she's been exclusively dating one person for almost the last six months, but I knew you didn't really mean that, Pat. And seeing as you hang out with all the xXchristcoreXx children, I'm placing my bet on you being a big fucking hypocrite for ever having said anything in the first place. Come on really, WWJD? Congratulations, Fuckwad,

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Just in case you feel the need for me to smite you down again, here are some interesting things about my family that I'm sure you would love to know to get yourself started:

-My grandpa recently suffered a mild heart attack and was in the hospital.
-My sister has manic depression and has been in the hospital suffering delusions
-My last girlfriend was cheating on me the whole time we were dating with a girl and I was just a cover for their lesbianism.
-My dad is a doctor
-My dad is a foreigner from a third world country with lots of poverty
-I hate both Bush's Jr. and Sr.
-I masturbate to porn.
-I used to have a unibrow
-My first kiss was this year
-and apparantly I look like a monkey.

Sincerely,
Kalim-Fucking-Choudhury



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