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Posted by: Ajent13 Original: 8/12/2005 5:12 AM Views: 30 Comments: 20 eProps: 28 Read Comments Post a Comment Back to Your Xanga Site

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Friday, August 12, 2005

I just found this posted on the Stompcrotch xanga. This just further proves me right about how xanga is all a bunch of worthless bullshit. Everyone should just quit after reading this.

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your muslim and thats just dumb. and your name is kaleem and your dating robyn and she is a slut. but i guess dating sluts and puting gihad on people is all a part of being muslim and a fag.

p.s.,

hey robyn how is your fucked up family effecting you? nevermind that i can see your a total fucked up confused little ignorant girl. and your dating kaleem. thats funney but dumb.

Posted 7/20/2005 at 11:22 AM by Pistol_Monk - delete - block user

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Dear Pat,

I won't be satisfied until everyone who has read this either HATES you or FEELS SORRY for you.

First off, you are calling me "dumb" but apparantly can't muster the 3rd grade grammatical skill required to distinguish between "your" (possessive adjective) and "you're" (contraction for you are). In this case, "you're" would have been appropriate, Junior, because you are trying to tell me that I AM just dumb because I'm A Muslim (I AM A Muslim, I FOLLOW Islam, for the ignorant). You also spelled Jihad wrong, not to mention the fact that you don't have the class to be cultured enough to understand the meaning of the word Jihad, you pretentious fuck. I guess the word fag is the closest you can come to insulting me since you don't actually know anything about me at all and couldn't think of anything original to say, not that I could've expected you after reading that first sentence fragment on Stompcrotch (my main man). Don't you wish I was gay though? I'm sure I could find a homophobic peice of shit like yourself sniffing my odorous boxers with desire. Too bad I've got more love from the most attractive female you've ever laid eyes on than I know what to do with. So I guess in that sense you're a bit daft too, seeing as how you think dating a lady, someone who would never consider you as worth pissing on, is "a part of being muslim and a fag." Your insults don't flatter your intelligence.

By the way my name is spelled Kalim.

There are few people I know that would have crossed the line you did with talking about people's personal problems which you don't understand, and then hoping your shot in the dark hurt Robyn's feelings. Get this in your fucking thick skull: Robyn has more backbone than you or anyone related to you will ever have, and nothing you say will ever hurt her in the slightest. She also fits the definition of ignorant of course y'know because she says things like "your muslim and thats just dumb." LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPELL JIHAD BEFORE YOU CALL SOMEONE ELSE IGNORANT, YOU POOR, POOR FILTH. I'm sure you of course don't realize what "fucked up" really is when YOU are the one crossing the morality line trying to involve some VAGUE reference to family problems. Lets face the truth, YOUR parents are divorced too! But the REAL fucked up family here is obviously yours for not having raised you with any kind of decency. I hope you're real proud of yourself for being lousy enough to try something like that, you unfortunately-still-living excuse for a human being. Robyn is obviously far from being a slut considering she's been exclusively dating one person for almost the last six months, but I knew you didn't really mean that, Pat. And seeing as you hang out with all the xXchristcoreXx children, I'm placing my bet on you being a big fucking hypocrite for ever having said anything in the first place. Come on really, WWJD? Congratulations, Fuckwad,

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Just in case you feel the need for me to smite you down again, here are some interesting things about my family that I'm sure you would love to know to get yourself started:

-My grandpa recently suffered a mild heart attack and was in the hospital.
-My sister has manic depression and has been in the hospital suffering delusions
-My last girlfriend was cheating on me the whole time we were dating with a girl and I was just a cover for their lesbianism.
-My dad is a doctor
-My dad is a foreigner from a third world country with lots of poverty
-I hate both Bush's Jr. and Sr.
-I masturbate to porn.
-I used to have a unibrow
-My first kiss was this year
-and apparantly I look like a monkey.

Sincerely,
Kalim-Fucking-Choudhury

Posted 8/12/2005 5:12 AM - 30 Views - 28 eProps - 20 comments

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i just wanted to add a nigger.

Posted 8/12/2005 5:22 AM by cwain - reply

Served.

Posted 8/12/2005 2:02 PM by UltraFred - reply

Kalim, you're awesome, you have inspired me. my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend was secretly a lesbian. both my parents are doctors but we don't have very much money and my mom has to work two jobs. my brother is bipolar and an alcoholic. my aunt was an alcoholic stripper and she died recently of lung cancer. my entire family is conservative but I am not. my entire family is Christian, but four years ago I converted to Buddhism. I sing in a band but I'm not very good. I want to be a marine biologist.

Posted 8/12/2005 3:11 PM by xenethe - reply

I can say PWNTx10000 on that shit lmfao.

Posted 8/12/2005 4:52 PM by XxLoveIsRedxX - reply

Hmm...I don't know, I think xanga has/had a lot of potential for effecting other people (in theory), it's just that everyone on here blatantly refuses intelligence, and instead prefers to cling to various media and corporatism to fuel their egos and self-image. I'm so frustrated with it, the whole, "I just watched some weird movie and listened to some strange band that I really didn't really even have to try that hard to find that I think is probably cooler than anything my peers have seen or heard, so I'm going to flaunt it to feel cool and indie" bullshit.

It doesn't matter what you know, what you like, what you "think," or how you feel, we're neurologically seperatist by nature, but not by reality. Actual individual creation is all that I care about. So-called great minds can all go to hell.

ams

Posted 8/12/2005 5:04 PM by Anonymous - reply

I constantly underestimate people. Reading all of this just made me sad.

And Robyn, it sounds like you're describing my family as well.

Posted 8/12/2005 5:05 PM by Je_vois_Je_cree - reply

all i want to say is

when I read your YOU GOT SERVED

My eyes watered up with joy

Posted 8/12/2005 5:19 PM by ChadRollin - reply

Yeah I also would just like to add a nigger.

Posted 8/13/2005 1:22 PM by Oderus_Urungus - reply

Visit ThatCaseyKidIsSoHotRightNow's Xanga Site!

KALIM WILL VERBALLY KICK ANYONES ASS. SERIOUSLY WHY TRY.

Posted 8/13/2005 2:40 PM by ThatCaseyKidIsSoHotRightNow - reply

Yeah I'm gonna add another nigger.

Posted 8/16/2005 6:10 PM by Oderus_Urungus - reply

Dude, you're not really "monkey-ish". You're more of a cinammon-man.

Get it right you hot'n'spicy peice of man-meat.

Posted 8/16/2005 7:43 PM by Awesomeage - reply

Dude.. Adding niggers rule.

Posted 8/16/2005 8:20 PM by Oderus_Urungus - reply

now I have 13 niggers! weeeeee!

Posted 8/17/2005 2:06 AM by Ajent13 - reply

Dood, whateva you think homie. I don't understand you. I'm not going to critize a mosh pit even though I think they are very retarded. I'm doing my thing and your doing yours. I have loads of respect for you Kalim. I don't get why you critize what I do. I know real hardcore and I know the new stuff. It's all good to me. Whatever you like you can listen to. Whatever you want to do at a show do. Just know, at a metalcore show that push pits don't happen. It's just how it is.

Posted 8/17/2005 3:18 AM by XxLoveIsRedxX - reply

HERE'S ANOTHER NIGGER, KALIM!

Posted 8/17/2005 12:22 PM by Oderus_Urungus - reply

Yeah man. Unity 4 lyfe! Haha, peace man. BTW I like your band.

Posted 8/18/2005 2:47 AM by XxLoveIsRedxX - reply