| | GOlive817: sup dude
Ajent 13: nm
Ajent 13: programmin
GOlive817: tight
GOlive817: my schedule is the nigger monster.
GOlive817: the MONSTER.
Ajent 13: wtf dyou mean?
GOlive817: MONSTER
Ajent 13: hard?
GOlive817: yes
GOlive817: LOLOLOL
GOlive817: i'm a crazy motherfucker, kalim
GOlive817: a CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER.
Ajent 13: hahahahhaa whoaaa there buddy!
Ajent 13: you ok?
GOlive817: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GOlive817: ROFLROFLROFL
Ajent 13: oh dear!
Ajent 13: maybe you should see the campus doctor.
GOlive817: i am the campus doctor
GOlive817: lol
GOlive817: doctor of monsters.
GOlive817: Dr. Monster, MD
GOlive817: DM, MD
Ajent 13: aahhahaha
GOlive817: DM + MD = DEATHMATCH IN MARYLAND
Ajent 13: omg omfg omg
GOlive817: DM+MD=
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ajent 13: HAHAAHAHA You are inSANE!
GOlive817: i know!
GOlive817: i'm taking calculus III
GOlive817: LOLOLOL
GOlive817: 20 hours this semester
GOlive817: LOLOLOLOLOL!
Ajent 13: WHAAAAAAT
GOlive817: and a 3000 level philosophy class
Ajent 13: holy FUCK-NIGGERS!!!
GOlive817: ROFLROFLROFL
GOlive817: and spanish 3 and 4 at once
Ajent 13: dude!
GOlive817: and piano lessons!
Ajent 13: drop some stuff!
Ajent 13: hurry!
GOlive817: NEVER
Ajent 13: you can't die dude
GOlive817: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ajent 13: i will miss you!
GOlive817: no death for me
GOlive817: straight As
GOlive817: !!!!!!!!!!
GOlive817: calling it now
Ajent 13: no!
Ajent 13: you will kill yourself
GOlive817: hello, deathmatch?
GOlive817: this is maryland
Ajent 13: you won't even like being alive
GOlive817: are you a monster?
GOlive817: yes!
GOlive817: I am!
GOlive817: thank you for calling
Ajent 13: hahahaha
GOlive817: would you like a cheese?
Ajent 13: oh my god dude
GOlive817: or perhaps a balloon?
Ajent 13: you have fucking LOST IT!!!!!
Ajent 13: haahhahaha!
Ajent 13: efwah1
Ajent 13: A CHEESE PLEASE!
GOlive817: CHEESE PLEEZE
GOlive817: CHUCKY GOT FUCKIED
GOlive817: THX CHK.COM
GOlive817: bite on a black hole and suck out the vanilla coffee!
GOlive817:
GOlive817: !
GOlive817: living in the cheese!
GOlive817: bring yuour friend!
GOlive817: take the a-train to the town where munchkins sew their buttons
onto a sock
GOlive817: and then button the socks to the moon!
GOlive817: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Ajent 13: i am soooo saving this
Ajent 13: you have officially reached SILLYFINITY
GOlive817: no
GOlive817: don't save all of it
GOlive817: save all except the beginning
GOlive817: start with "the MONSTER"
Ajent 13: the point at which no sillyness has grown to such an enormously
monster level that no sillyness can escape!
Ajent 13: bite on a black hole and suck out the vanilla coffee!!?!
GOlive817: you know what else?
Ajent 13: wtf!?!! YES!
GOlive817: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
GOlive817: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ajent 13: hahaA!
Ajent 13: munchkins!
GOlive817: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!??!!?!?!
Ajent 13: i am actually laughing in my house
GOlive817: a strained noodle can kick a lightsaber in the genitals!
Ajent 13: HA!
Ajent 13: FOFIEJAW
Ajent 13: MORE!
GOlive817: NO!
GOlive817: I CAN'T
GOlive817: I CAN'T DO IT...
Ajent 13: if a kangaroo wore panties they would be kanties
GOlive817: I CANT D........
livingwithpenguinsmakesthemayorsay"potato!"
Ajent 13: AH!
GOlive817: I CANT CONTROL IT!
Ajent 13: HAHA!
GOlive817: DNJKSNKJDNSKJNDJKHBSHBDJS
GOlive817: BDS DM SNDBHSBDBSFBSJHBFBSHFBSF
Ajent 13: oijfwaei
Ajent 13: nkj mxcr
Ajent 13: MXC TO PRINT
Ajent 13: ANUS RENT-A-CAR!
GOlive817: did you know that when you add a pimple to your car you get a
big fat wallet?!
GOlive817: A WALLET!
GOlive817: take some waffle and add a giraffe
GOlive817: GIRAFFLE
GOlive817: you can buy them at office depot
GOlive817: but if you do a dance then they punch you in the face
GOlive817: so BE CARFWUL LOLOLOL
GOlive817: buy your books from people who know how to make cyanide
out of powdered bricks and american cheese!
GOlive817: cheese cheese cheese!
Ajent 13: OAHAHAHHA!
GOlive817: live in a world where molly is the prince!
Ajent 13: efg@
Ajent 13: sdiooi%(
GOlive817: but never say the word "popsicle"
Ajent 13: i can't even take it!
GOlive817: or she'll poke your eye out with a snocone
GOlive817: SNOcone
Ajent 13: jahahaa
GOlive817: snoCONE
Ajent 13: HAHA!
GOlive817: tire-flavored
GOlive817: mm tasty
GOlive817: you know what orange snow is made from?
GOlive817: ZEBRA SNOT
GOlive817: and condoms!
GOlive817: know what else?
GOlive817: cell phones come from magicuniverse! say the porno password
to get in
GOlive817: and then you can wax your balls with a rainbow!
GOlive817: tee hee!
Ajent 13: i fell off my chair!
Ajent 13: HA@! BALLSRRAINBOZ
GOlive817: RAINBLOW
GOlive817: TRAINGO
GOlive817: stop please
GOlive817: this is my stop
GOlive817: STOP I SAID
GOlive817:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo
GOlive817: i missed it
GOlive817: now i have to get off in aunt jemima's house
Ajent 13: whoaaoaaahahao! whaT?!
GOlive817: she'll make me eat a pancake and then floss with a muskrat
intestine!
Ajent 13: omfg!
GOlive817: turn into a boulder and roll to your imagination!
Ajent 13: you are the silliest MONSTER!
Ajent 13: KAT-SANDWICH!
GOlive817: MONSTER!
GOlive817: MONSTERLAND IS WHERE YOU CAN BUY A NICKEL FOR
FOUR CENTS
GOlive817: but only if you wink and rub knees with the hobo on the corner
of blue and tinkle street
Ajent 13: HAHAHAA!
GOlive817: sometimes, i take an umbrella on the elevator and press the fire
button
GOlive817: and then the fireman comes
GOlive817: and i say "LEAVE ME ALONE ITS RAINING YOU
TURDBURGLAR"
Ajent 13: TURDBURGLAR!
GOlive817: i had to pull that out of the bag of sillie trixxxxxxxxx
Ajent 13: then i stole his face with a lawnmower
GOlive817: they called me the blue lagoon bandit
GOlive817: i gotta go take a showe
GOlive817: r
GOlive817: this was fun
GOlive817: i feel better
GOlive817: 
GOlive817: talk to you soon
Ajent 13: oh man
Ajent 13: you are the SILLYEST MONSTER ALIVE!
Ajent 13: stay cool dude
GOlive817: don't let anyone threaten my crown
Ajent 13: never possible
Ajent 13: you own
GOlive817: no one can challenge my sillyness when i take it seriously.
GOlive817: which is possible
GOlive817: more possible than a peanut butter and philosophy sandwich!
Ajent 13: hahaha!
Auto response from GOlive817: peanut butter and confucius =
DELICIOUS
Ajent 13: you are tight |
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